-I’m starting all the little home improvement tasks I want/need to do.  Today is all about fixing up the bathroom and hanging curtains.  I’m tired of the neighbors looking right into my bedroom, watching me cuddle my balls as I watch Netflix.  I’m also going to decorate this tree that’s on the corner of my property.  I’m going to put up Christmas lights and decorations on it.  It’ll look great, and probably surprise the shit out of my neighbors.   I’m super challenged tough, being a white, hetero male, which puts me at the worst kind of design disadvantage.  I’ll do the best I can with my limited knowledge and instincts, knowing that at some point a woman will put her touch on this house as well.